Passing gas at home and public

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Passing gas is a common human experience. Although some groups of people, male teenagers come to mind, are comfortable and even proud of the experience, for most of us the experience of passing gas in public can be quite embarrassing. Speaking openly about these uncomfortable experiences and reading that it happens to others may serve to reduce unnecessary feelings of shame. Here is a place where you can safely tell your story regarding the worst place that you ever passed gas.

drama

i was in drama, when i farted, everyone moved away and i was so embarrassed.

—Guest kalvin

Bad...

I Have guitar lessons, 1 on 1 in a very small quiet room. one day i let one rip. My guitar teacher said "Dont worry, We all do it" but a few seconds later you could tell he would rather die than be in that room with me.—Guest Callum

 

So embarrassed - fart at test

One time at a really important test on a monday, everybody was so tired. I was the most popular girl at my classroom. So the day before I ate a lot and my stomach felt horrible. And i usually hold my farts and go to the bathroom. So the teacher give up the exams and I was at the back with cute boys around me. So i was so concentrated that I was not thinking about my fart and I let it out and it sound loud even the teacher look at me and the cute guys started laughing I turned red. The teacher looked at me like if a was a pig. I was shaking and so worried. And its so bad and its so embarrassing to tell you but its something normal but embarrassing i wish farts were just normal. So a could not concentrate on my test anymore and on recess a was still shaking and my best friend told me " Nancy just hold it for a while and then let it out and it won't sound" So now I know what to do and it is a really good tip. Use it guys it is a good tip it helps. :) So embarrassed.

—Guest Nancy

don't know what this means

This isn't an embarrassing story. I was in my friend's van with another friend. They were sitting in the front and I was in the back, eating a chocolate bar. I let out a fart. About 10 seconds later, my friend who was driving, and talking to my other friend, stopped in mid-sentence, let out a loud groan, dropped his head to the steering wheel, then stuck his head out the window. I ROARED WITH LAUGHTER FOR 5 MINUTES. Here's the clincher. This happened 35 years ago. But when I think about it today, I still laugh my ass off.

—Dube1

lunch line horror

i was at school in the cafeteria and i had to pop one really badly and i thought it was loud enough so no one would hear, and when i farted in the lunch line some cute guy said out loud, "cute butt but smelly farts." i was mortified, and everyone just moved away from me holding their nose.

—awkwardlysimple

Oops

Ok. So I was in Science class. And this was the first couple of days of school, during the 6th grade. There were some popular kids in my class. But overall only about 10 or 9 kids. This popular kinda gangsta/badass kid started putting stickers on his nostrils and everywhere. So I started joining in. We started laughing... And then... All of the sudden... I let out a massive fart. I'm not sure if it stunk, because I got so embarrassed that I walked away to get a drink. Now I hide my head in shame when I walk the halls, and I probably look like an idiot doing so. I cry once in a while cuz of the bullying. But this summer I am moving. So things will change. Right now I live in Florida. Oh this kid bothers me so much! He is just so immature that he makes fun of me. I don't go to the cafeteria anymore. This will be over soon, but it should have a long time ago. One time I had to be in the same room with him, he was saying my name and making farting noises. Whatever, I will be laughing at this story.

—Guest Sophia

Knitting Class..

Last year I was at my friend's birthday sleepover and there were probably a dozen girls there. After everyone was asleep, I got up to go to the bathroom but ended up tripping and falling on top of everyone. I started laughing and ripped a huge one in front of everyone, some of whom I didn't know very well. Everyone heard, it was super embarrassing and I'll never forget it. Just remembered another! It was in third grade. My best friend and I were in a knitting club/class that met every Tuesday after school and we were the youngest two in the class. So we were knitting once day and it was silent in the room. That's when I let out the loudest, most horrific blast. Of course, everyone heard it but I just blamed it on my friend.

—Guest Riley

Meet up group

Hello. I am from India..but I am here in US now.I miss those days when we were in high school and me and my friends next door used to meet up after dinner for a fart competition. We exercised to keep flow. Wondering if there are any meet-up groups in US.

—Guest Guest

Class

Fourth grade and was close to the end of day, like 20 minutes or so, and I let out what I thought would be a safe fart. The smell OMG, everyone somehow knew it was me. Anyhow, it was so terrible teacher let class out early. LOL

—Guest Quaff

Holy Shart!

this one day not too long ago i was visiting my grandmother in the nursing home and i got on the elevator as i usually do seeing as she's on the fourth floor. as the doors were closing a family of 5, stroller and all, came into the lobby and started for the elevator. they hollered at me to hold the door and in my surprise as i quickly reached for the door a devious squeaker broke free, it was an instant bomb! i decided to graciously let the family take that one has i held the door and exited the scene of the crime.

—Guest Rips Mcfiercen

there goes my girlfriend

i was on a date with my girlfriend when i felt one coming. i thought it would be quiet but it was super loud. my girlfriend got up and left.

—Guest james

Car fart

When travelling back home in my brother's car (My Mum sitting next to me in the back) I got out and as I did so I farted. Mum said 'Thanks for that!' My wife and my brother couldn't work out why we were doubled up laughing.. HA HA

—Guest Misc

Fart

This happened while i was siting with my girlfriend. I felt a gas coming and thinking it would be a silent one i let it out, it was loud enough to be heard by her.. I was so embarassed! We both started laughing madly. suddenly she stopped laughing and asked me to keep quiet, the next moment she lifted herself and let out a loud long fart. after letting it out she said "we are even". Now we don't have any problem in farting openly.

—Guest Kevin

That sucks

I am a nurse and one day i was having a conversation with the doctor i work for. One of the other nurses was sitting in a chair next to me. All of a sudden completely unexpected i tooted. At first i didnt even realize it camw from me until i saw the look on my doctor's face. He was too polite to say anything, but his eyes did widen slightly. I thought omg what am i gonna say? The other nurse said "that sucks". And i just said yeah it does, and walked.away. That was about 4 yrs ago and to this day, me and my doctor have never mentioned it!

—Guest TONI

happening as a routine

I am a teacher, and i do fart in class during lecture. as the class hall is very big, most of the times, no one hears.

—Guest ABC