Three examples of sea-bat jokes
1. You’re on a Navy ship with a bunch of new Marines and Sailors
shipping out for the first time.
You wait for good weather and an available
cardboard box that you cut a small hole in, like a little open door.
You then get someone to start poking a broom
sedge strand or something like that into the hole to get the sea-bat to come
out. Periodically you can amplify the whole scene by jumping back suddenly. But
the sea-bat never comes out because, of course, the box is empty.
Eventually some newbie Marine or Sailor will
take the bait, start doing much the same thing to entice the sea-bat out of the
box and through the hole.
That’s when a more experienced person, usually
a Sailor, comes up and swats the newbie on the ass with a broom. Boy, they
usually jump then.
The whole crowd watching from several heights
of decks laughs, the newbie sucks it up, and then all return to the more
mundane operations of life at sea. On a good day, one can get several iterations
of this off-Broadway type of show.
2. Some dumb ass Marine left-tenant (me) gets a
haircut at a Royal Marine Base in Scotland. It looked like someone had just
placed a bowl on my head and cut around it. I could have been one of the Three
Stooges. I ate crow at the Officers Club, later.
3. The Swedish military taught the USA Marines that an
alternative toast (like skoal) was “bingo”. Well bingo in Sweden is the same as
bingo in the USA. So we Marines got even, and taught the Swedes that a popular USA
toast was “snatch”. All Marines kept a straight face during the
proceedings.
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