Thanksgiving: Who's on First
By Jeremy Lott
Before entering our mandatory food comas this year, we pause to reflect on
the curious fact that several historical societies regard the official Plymouth
Plantation Thanksgiving story as a bit of Massachusetts pro-Pilgrim propaganda.
These local history buffs are not anti-Thanksgiving -- not even anti-Pilgrim
necessarily. They point out that the first of the two feasts, held in October
1621 and then July 1623, was more of a harvest feast than an official cycle of
fasting and gorging and thanksgiving to God.
The boosters tend to make these points and then slyly slip it in there that
their very own favored Thanksgiving(s) occurred first.
When and where were these tentative turkey days, these rival First
Thanksgivings? So glad that you asked...
"The very first Thanksgiving occurred in Virginia." Full marks to
the Commonwealth of Virginia's
website
for not letting Massachusetts have those beloved holiday tourism dollars
without a fight.
"Each year," explains VirginiaBot, "visitors are invited to
join in the festivities at the Virginia Thanksgiving Festival hosted by
Berkeley Plantation, site of the very first Thanksgiving in 1619. Enjoy this
day dedicated to history and food, and including house tours of the beloved
1726 Berkeley Plantation manor house."
National Geographic reminds
us the Commonwealth may have an even earlier claim. The Jamestown colonists
were mightily thankful and held a feast in 1610, "when the arrival of a
food-laden ship ended a brutal famine." Yet that still may not be early
enough to win the Thanksgiving revisionist no-prize.
In 1607, a short-lived English settlement in Maine made landfall on August
18 and had a Thanksgiving celebration the very next day. Though these colonists
had a reputation for being "riffraff and scoundrels,"
wrote
the late
Christian Science Monitor columnist John Gould, "when
ordered to attend church services, they went."
These men "devoutly took part in a Christian service of thanksgiving,
followed by a feast of thanksgiving cooked on the shore. ...The first
thanksgiving dinner in the New World was Maine lobster with steamed mussels and
boiled dried peas. Some of the men found pearls in the mussels."
"No Indians attended," wrote Gould. He speculated, "Squanto
might have come if he'd been invited, as he lived at the Indian village of
Pemaquid, just a moccasin step upstream." Instead, he would have to wait a
few years for a different Thanksgiving celebration.
Robyn Gioia is the schoolteacher responsible for, "firing the next shot
across the Mayflower's bow," according to
USA Today. Gioia wrote
America's
REAL First Thanksgiving: St. Augustine Florida, September 8, 1565, a
title which gets us most of the way there, explanation-wise.
"What does REAL mean?"
asked
reporter Craig Wilson. "Well, [Gioia's] not talking turkey and cranberry
sauce. She's talking a Spanish explorer who landed here on September 8, 1565,
and celebrated a feast of thanksgiving with Timucua Indians. They dined on bean
soup."
Texas Governor Rick Perry has weighed in to the Thanksgiving debate,
claiming first-in-nation status for his own state. According to the
Texas
Legislative Reference Library, "the first Thanksgiving celebration in
the United States took place in 1598 near El Paso."
The Library explains that an expedition "led by Spanish explorer Don
Juan de Onate journeyed from Mexico and, after months of arduous travel,
arrived at the Rio Grande near what is now San Elizario. The exploration party
and the indigenous people celebrated their accomplishments with a feast and
Catholic ceremonies -- 23 years before the Pilgrims held their famous dinner at
Plymouth Rock."
Texas has an even earlier claim that predates Florida's Thanksgiving, which
it curiously refuses to press. "In 1541 Spaniard Francisco Vasquez de
Coronado and his troops celebrated a 'Thanksgiving' while searching for New
World gold in what's now the Texas Panhandle," reports
National
Geographic.
Robert Malkin is a trolley driver and tour guide in St. Augustine, Florida.
He enjoys pointing out the town's storied history, yet he doesn't mention the
town's first Thanksgiving, so
USA Today asks him about it. "Well,
it's very arguable. I also don't think they called it Thanksgiving. You can't
even call it Thanksgiving if it's not even English. Thanksgiving is an English
word," he says.
That sort of answer raises St. Augustine Historical Society director Susan
Parker's hackles. "There's a tradition of diminishing the Catholic
presence of our early history," Parker complains.
Parker blames a reflexive "Protestant twist" in American historiography
for the fact that Florida, or possibly Texas, are not acknowledged for their
first Thanksgivings. They just don't have Mass appeal.
The trolley driver has half a point with his notion of Thanksgiving as an
English thing, though it's narrower than that. The Catholic Church had created
a calendar chock full of feast days and holy days of obligation. Protestants
thought this approach un-Biblical and wasteful and tried to blot most of the
holidays off the calendar. Puritans were even anti-Christmas.
Yet people want and need holidays, it turns out. So the Reformers proposed
most church holidays be replaced by specially declared days of fasting and days
of thanksgiving. Whether this applied to the Pilgrims' first Thanksgiving(s) is
arguable, but the idea is not, and it played a prominent role in American
history.
As general and as president, George Washington called for national days of
Thanksgiving to God. According to the Mt. Vernon estate
website,
President Washington observed the first truly national American Thanksgiving on
November 26, 1789 "by attending services at St. Paul's Chapel in New York
City," -- the country's temporary capital -- "and by donating beer and
food to imprisoned debtors in the city."
In the middle of his country's rancorous Civil War, President Abraham
Lincoln looked to George Washington's example. The sixteenth president declared
a national and perpetual day of Thanksgiving to God, to be held on the fourth
Thursday of November.
In spite of the war, Lincoln observed, the skies had been
"healthful" and the fields "fruitful." And to these
bounties "which are so constantly enjoyed that we are prone to forget the
source from which they come, others have been added," Lincoln argued,
"which are of so extraordinary a nature that they cannot fail to penetrate
and soften even the heart which is habitually insensible to the ever watchful
providence of Almighty God."
In some ways, Lincoln was only recognizing a holiday that many Americans
were already celebrating. He had already declared a few local Thanksgivings and
folks in much of the country had started writing about and celebrating the
First Thanksgiving at Plymouth.
As an added bonus, the story had in it many attractive elements for someone
trying to bind the country back together: particularly the Indians and the
Pilgrims coming together, putting their great differences aside, sitting down
at the table of brotherhood, and rendering themselves temporarily peaceful
through gluttony.
In response to pressure from struggling retailers, President Franklin
Roosevelt tried to bump Thanksgiving up a week in 1939, to the third Thursday
in November. This move,
explains
About.com, proved wildly unpopular: "Atlantic City's mayor derogatorily
called November 23 'Franksgiving.'"
Many people refused to go along. As a result, "The country became split
on which Thanksgiving they should observe." Initially, only 23 states
followed FDR's lead. This created so many scheduling headaches that Congress
eventually rebuffed the president, restoring Lincoln's and Washington's
original fourth Thanksgiving in November date.
Most Americans know that every year a president undertakes the cheesy
ceremony of pardoning a turkey. What they probably don't know is that he
pardons two of them: the official Thanksgiving Turkey and an alternate, in case
something should happen to the First Gobbler.
The second turkey represents the vice president. As presidential traditions
go, this one is about as harmless and diverting as anything we could ever
conceive. Plus it has the potential to take some feathers out of the
politicians, by designating as their fowl representatives a couple of turkeys.
Still, it might be best, just this once, to extend the pardoning power to
the Vice President. Just imagine watching the speech Joe Biden would deliver if
given this
august responsibility.
That presidentially pardoned turkey is a goner, sadly.
National Journal recently ran the
article,
"Soon, President Obama Will Pardon a Thanksgiving Turkey. Then, It Will
Die." The
Journal pointed out that all eight turkeys Barack Obama
had pardoned to date had died. In fact, "Only one turkey pardoned by the
president has lived to see a second Thanksgiving."
George W. Bush's turkeys didn't fare better. Bush sent pardoned gobblers to
a Virginia farm to live out their days. Asked for comment about the pardonees'
longevity, the farmer unsentimentally said "we usually just find 'em and
they're dead."
Domestic turkeys "are so fat that without human intervention, [they]
would go extinct." The
Journal explained that is true because the
orotund birds are "physically incapable" of reproducing without human
intervention.
The modern Thanksgiving dinner is "remarkably consistent in its
elements: the turkey, the stuffing, the sweet potatoes, the cranberry
sauce,"
says
Yankee Magazine. In fact, "Barring ethical, health, or religious
objections, it is pretty much the same meal for everyone, across latitudes and
longitudes, and through the years of their lives. We stick with the basics and
simply change the seasonings."
The best argument for a more syncretistic approach to Thanksgiving is the
food. Imagine a truly inclusive Thanksgiving with lobster and mussels and bean
soup and perhaps some Tex-Mex. It would beat the heck out of most boring
American turkey day dinners.
But even a more authentic Pilgrim Thanksgiving would be a major improvement.
Yankee says in that alleged First Feast, "venison was a major
ingredient, as well as fowl, but that likely included pheasants, geese, and
duck" moreso than dread dry turkeys.
Other likely ingredients include onions and herbs, cranberries, currants,
watercress, walnuts, chestnuts, beechnuts, sunchokes, shellfish, beans,
pumpkins, squashes and corn "served in the form of bread or
porridge."
We'd say more on this score but the Pavlovian reflex is threatening to short
out the keyboard.
Our neighbor on the 49th has its own Thanksgiving. It's held over a month
earlier than the American holiday because weather in late November in the Great
White North can make travel treacherous. Who knew?
Jeremy Lott is an editor of Rare and author,
most recently, of William
F. Buckley.